tragicalhistorytour:

when adults are like “wOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION BOYS CHASING AFTER YOU OH MY GRACIOUS ME  YOU’RE SO GROWN UP HOW ARE YOU NOT TAKEN YET HAHAHA”

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royabilly:

Five Brothers, One Sis
We would be Kings and Queens
If Not for Junior

~A Haiku by Roy

"What do you think about the green guy coming into mariokart? What about the pup?"

The green guy?  You mean to tell me you’ve never met Link before?  He’s pretty hot, I guess… he should totally grow a beard though.  And Isabelle?  I got nothing against her…”

In Melee they even changed the dress, earrings, and crown design. But then in Brawl they just changed the colors. Plus, it's an alternate appearance, not just a colorswap. I dunno, maybe I'm just being too hopeful.

((If the announcer says anything besides ‘Bowser Jr.’ I’ll bet you dollars to doughnutholes it’s just ‘koopaling’ for all seven of us… I’m still not entirely convinced we even are going to be alternate costumes though.  Only time will tell.))

sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

"Once you see the real me, will we still be friends?"

neko-shadow:

TWEWY Quote Starter Sentences

No. Because we aren’t friends to begin with.”

"Okay, okay… so if you are reverse friendzoning me, does that make us lovers?”

((Dood why we no talk no more...?))

((I pretty much don’t talk to anybody anymore… or particularly get out of bed… like at all…

IF you’d like to continue to RP with me, then either tell Wendy you don’t have ear-holes or that you’re a guy or change the subject or start a new thread/conversation.  I ended on a question specifically so you would have something to work with.))

orochibowser:

This was my first ever attempt at drawing Smithy. I’d say it’s pretty accurate.

orochibowser:

This was my first ever attempt at drawing Smithy. I’d say it’s pretty accurate.

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police