kirafrog:

i was cleaning out things and i found this old Mario toy from burgerking„ i dont remember burgerking ever haveing mario stuff but okay. It says its from 2002

kirafrog:

i was cleaning out things and i found this old Mario toy from burgerking„ i dont remember burgerking ever haveing mario stuff but okay. It says its from 2002

Smash Bros Headcanons:
I’ve thought about it and we, the Koopalings, are 2 years older than the original Clown Car, and it is a full 12 years older than Juniooor.  He may have tainted it with his daddysnewfavoritekid stink but we’re taking it back.  The design anyhow, we each got our own cars… which don’t really resemble cars in the slightest now that I think about it…
We’ve also mastered the spell that turns you into ‘Shadow Mario’ and we can perform it without the help of a magical bib.  We don’t even need our scepters for it, the spell is actually pretty simple… much like Juniooor.
Finally, Iggy made us all Gaddbrushes for the occasion, we could have had our own Final Smashes but we’re trying to prove that we can do anything the squirt can, and a whole lot better.
So… that’s all the important stuff.  Don’t ask me about universes or timelines or any of that crap, I’m just here to beat the snot outta people for fun.

Smash Bros Headcanons:

  1. I’ve thought about it and we, the Koopalings, are 2 years older than the original Clown Car, and it is a full 12 years older than Juniooor.  He may have tainted it with his daddysnewfavoritekid stink but we’re taking it back.  The design anyhow, we each got our own cars… which don’t really resemble cars in the slightest now that I think about it…
  2. We’ve also mastered the spell that turns you into ‘Shadow Mario’ and we can perform it without the help of a magical bib.  We don’t even need our scepters for it, the spell is actually pretty simple… much like Juniooor.
  3. Finally, Iggy made us all Gaddbrushes for the occasion, we could have had our own Final Smashes but we’re trying to prove that we can do anything the squirt can, and a whole lot better.

So… that’s all the important stuff.  Don’t ask me about universes or timelines or any of that crap, I’m just here to beat the snot outta people for fun.

photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

absentlyabbie:

In a stunning accident my muse has been cloned multiple times! How does your muse react?

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retroactivelyours:

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retroactivelyours:

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danielfightscats:

When Google asks “did you mean this” when you accurately type in something obscure
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ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman